Sorry There Is No Winner!

The dealers are shrewd tonight.
The slots deny all jackpot.
Sorry, there is no winner!

The manuscripts are lacking.
The contest judge won’t pick one.
Sorry, there is no winner!

The lawyers’ case was doubtful.
The jury is a hung one.
Sorry, there is no winner!

The skaters’ score was crooked.
The medalist took steroids.
Sorry, there is no winner!

The counts are all conflicting.
The ballots were corrupted.
Sorry, there is no winner!

The tycoon died intestate.
The saint died in a bathtub.
Sorry, there is no winner!